Topic: Shopping Spree
TLC3831's photo
Sun 07/27/08 02:53 AM
A woman was in town on a shopping trip.

She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop
and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.

In the third shop everything had just been reduced when her
mobile phone rang.

It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just
been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the
ICU.

The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and
that she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to
be her best day ever in the shops.

She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the
hospital.

She ended up shopping for the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with
coffee and a beautiful slice of cake complimentary from the last shop.

She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband.

Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.

She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her Husband.

The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and
finished your shopping trip didn't you!

I hope you're proud of yourself!

While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in
town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit!

It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be
more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take!

For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care.

And you'll now be his caregiver!'

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and
sobbed...........
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The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg.

He's dead. What did you buy?'

aLittleBird's photo
Sun 07/27/08 05:00 AM
oh...that's bad....lollaugh laugh laugh laugh

coco56's photo
Sun 07/27/08 05:05 AM
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Sun 07/27/08 07:34 AM
noway
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