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Topic: Marine Joke for Reddbeans
Lynann Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 4072	Sat 07/26/08 08:14 PM
Okay, here's the disclaimer...I am not demeaning soldiers marines however...well it's the Navy for me. I am sure Reddbeans, having served has heard many service jokes. We might need some humor here so here it goes. My favorite Marine joke. Please post your favorite service joke here. Early one morning an Army man is walking down the street when an odor strikes his nose. He turns towards the source of the stink and sees a little boy with a bucket of ** making some sort of sculpture and says, "Hey Kid! What the hell are you doing?" "Making a model of a soldier", replies the kid. The soldier mutters something, shakes his head and heads back towards base. All this time, from a window above, a Marine watches grinning as the kid insults the Army private. The Marines day get better as the kid sees an Air Force officer and a sailor headed towards base. When he sees the A.F. man he flings the and calls it a flyboy and then tosses some in a puddle calling it a squid. The Marine finishes saying good-bye to his woman, dresses and walks past the boy expecting a similar line. "He kid, whatcha doing?" "Playing in a bucket of ", replies the boy. "Wait a minute I've been watching you all morning! How come you didn't tell me you were making a Marine?" "Well, gee Sir, I don't have enough ** to make a Marine!"

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 07/26/08 08:18 PM
Lyann, u just made my night. I laughed so hard I've got tears in my eyes. We may not always agree on politics but I want u to know that I respect u as a fellow human being. AIR FORCE RULES!!!!!!!!!!

Lynann Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 4072	Sat 07/26/08 08:24 PM
Thank you Sir

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 07/26/08 08:26 PM
Thank you Sir That would be Ma'am

jtitol Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 5396	Sat 07/26/08 08:29 PM
Thank you Sir

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 07/26/08 08:32 PM
Thank you Sir Ricky, my sweet lil cabana boy why aren't u in the other room fixin me something to eat???? Do I need to slap that bottom??????

star_tin_gover Joined Tue 04/29/08 Posts: 735	Sat 07/26/08 08:39 PM
Lyann, u just made my night. I laughed so hard I've got tears in my eyes. We may not always agree on politics but I want u to know that I respect u as a fellow human being. AIR FORCE RULES!!!!!!!!!! Yeah! I miss my bus driver's uniform. $ yrs Navy and 4 yrs Air Force.

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 07/26/08 08:45 PM
Lyann, u just made my night. I laughed so hard I've got tears in my eyes. We may not always agree on politics but I want u to know that I respect u as a fellow human being. AIR FORCE RULES!!!!!!!!!! Yeah! I miss my bus driver's uniform. $ yrs Navy and 4 yrs Air Force. I happen to think there's nothin sexier than a man in dress blues!!!

star_tin_gover Joined Tue 04/29/08 Posts: 735	Sat 07/26/08 08:54 PM
Lyann, u just made my night. I laughed so hard I've got tears in my eyes. We may not always agree on politics but I want u to know that I respect u as a fellow human being. AIR FORCE RULES!!!!!!!!!! Yeah! I miss my bus driver's uniform. $ yrs Navy and 4 yrs Air Force. I happen to think there's nothin sexier than a man in dress blues!!! Woo hoo!

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 07/26/08 09:00 PM
Lyann, u just made my night. I laughed so hard I've got tears in my eyes. We may not always agree on politics but I want u to know that I respect u as a fellow human being. AIR FORCE RULES!!!!!!!!!! Yeah! I miss my bus driver's uniform. $ yrs Navy and 4 yrs Air Force. I happen to think there's nothin sexier than a man in dress blues!!! Woo hoo! thump, thump, thump goes her heart as she coyly accepts the flowers

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sat 07/26/08 09:02 PM
Thank you Sir That would be Ma'am

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 07/26/08 09:05 PM
Kev, my darling where u been all night?

jtitol Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 5396	Sat 07/26/08 09:07 PM
Thank you Sir Ricky, my sweet lil cabana boy why aren't u in the other room fixin me something to eat???? Do I need to slap that bottom?????? sure when its time 4 some jeritol

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sat 07/26/08 09:09 PM
Kev, my darling where u been all night? just sittin' here in my corner watching ever one !

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 07/26/08 09:13 PM
Kev, my darling where u been all night? just sittin' here in my corner watching ever one ! I've been creating mischief stirrin up the hornets nests, just like a redhead is suppose ta

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sat 07/26/08 09:17 PM
nothing wrong with that hun !

Fanta46 Joined Sat 11/11/06 Posts: 29361	Sat 07/26/08 09:17 PM
Thank you Sir That would be Ma'am

Fanta46 Joined Sat 11/11/06 Posts: 29361	Sat 07/26/08 09:19 PM Edited by Fanta46 on Sat 07/26/08 09:19 PM
Wing Nut!!! Wing Nut Maam

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sat 07/26/08 09:20 PM
Wing Nut!!! Wing Nut Maam fanta, what new bro ?

Fanta46 Joined Sat 11/11/06 Posts: 29361	Sat 07/26/08 09:22 PM
Whats up chevy?