Topic: Spaghetti
isaac_dede's photo
Thu 07/24/08 01:37 PM
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh,just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce."

franshade's photo
Thu 07/24/08 01:38 PM
cute waving

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Thu 07/24/08 01:39 PM
ok, I dont get it...

5 kids?

massachusetts's photo
Thu 07/24/08 01:39 PM
Love it !

Megan_Smiles's photo
Thu 07/24/08 01:40 PM
haha, every man's worse nightmare I would imagin

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Thu 07/24/08 01:42 PM
omg, I just got it!! LOL

msmyka's photo
Thu 07/24/08 03:16 PM
scared scared scared

rofl

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Thu 07/24/08 03:31 PM
laugh
hhmm somehow I won't ever look at spaghetti the same again !

Maizy's photo
Thu 07/24/08 06:48 PM
oops rofl rofl rofl