11th. Husband


A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle. I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to work, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out good but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, design, and implement a new state-of-the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how to do it, but wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had the product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss him.

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited."

"Wonderful" - said the husband - "but why?

" Because You are with the 'GOVERNMENT'.
This time I know I'm gonna get screwed."