Little Johnny goes to school on day and his Dad tells the teacher Johnny has a gambling problem and might bet the kids for their lunch money. The teacher said, "I can handle it." Well later that day Johnny's Dad gets a call from Johnny's teacher. "I think I've cured Johnny's betting problem, said the teacher. "How?" Asked Johnny's Dad. "Well he bet me ten bucks there was a mole on my butt and, I took him to the teachers lounged and showed him there wasn't one there; and took the ten bucks."

"Damn, he bet me fifty bucks he would see the teachers butt before the day was through."