Topic: things that make you go hmmmm..
muzikmaker's photo
Tue 07/22/08 06:11 PM

Why is there no generic name for cows and bulls. We have dogs and cats, but no generic term for bovine (and nobody calls them bovine).


In Wisconsin, we call them cattle.

kkKen's photo
Tue 07/22/08 06:13 PM
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

muzikmaker's photo
Tue 07/22/08 06:14 PM

Why am I wearing my underwear backwardsfrustrated frustrated frustrated


Because you haven't figured out that the yellow streaks go in the front and the brown streaks go in the back slaphead

kkKen's photo
Tue 07/22/08 06:18 PM
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

kkKen's photo
Tue 07/22/08 06:22 PM
A bus station is where a bus stops
A train station is where a train stops
On my desk I have a work station.....HMMMMMMMMMM

no photo
Tue 07/22/08 06:33 PM
can you be a closet claustrophobic?

no photo
Tue 07/22/08 06:34 PM

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
drinks drinks



probably

HMontana's photo
Tue 07/22/08 06:36 PM


If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
drinks drinks



probably



Probably??? pffftttt...absolutely!drinker

no photo
Tue 07/22/08 06:42 PM
what if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about??

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Tue 07/22/08 06:56 PM


Why is there no generic name for cows and bulls. We have dogs and cats, but no generic term for bovine (and nobody calls them bovine).


In Wisconsin, we call them cattle.


But...that is not near as much fun as calling them Mooies!
flowerforyou

bookworm's photo
Tue 07/22/08 06:58 PM
If an occasional chair is just occasionally a chair, what is it when it's not? huh

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Tue 07/22/08 06:58 PM



If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
drinks drinks



probably



Probably??? pffftttt...absolutely!drinker


sshhh girl, you've already outted me once here tonight...I was trying to leave some opening for the men here that have potential!

tngxl65's photo
Tue 07/22/08 07:05 PM
Edited by tngxl65 on Tue 07/22/08 07:11 PM


I wanted people to get the full effect of me, first thing in the morning - before the contacts and flatiron.


Well, it's much like a cold shower... only with permanent retinal scarring.

I do congratulate you on being the first person to take 50 G's in a centrifuge.

HMontana's photo
Tue 07/22/08 07:06 PM



I wanted people to get the full effect of me, first thing in the morning - before the contacts and flatiron.


Well, it's much like a cold shower... only with permanent retinal scarring.

I do contratulate you on being the first person to take 50 G's in a centrifuge.


There was a little mishap with the fan...I don't think I quite pulled off the "sexy wind-blown" look.

tngxl65's photo
Tue 07/22/08 07:07 PM




If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
drinks drinks



probably



Probably??? pffftttt...absolutely!drinker


sshhh girl, you've already outted me once here tonight...I was trying to leave some opening for the men here that have potential!


The ones with potential aleady know the correct answer

no photo
Tue 07/22/08 07:09 PM





If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
drinks drinks



probably



Probably??? pffftttt...absolutely!drinker


sshhh girl, you've already outted me once here tonight...I was trying to leave some opening for the men here that have potential!


The ones with potential aleady know the correct answer



VERY true! drinker

Good one! flowerforyou

tngxl65's photo
Tue 07/22/08 07:09 PM




I wanted people to get the full effect of me, first thing in the morning - before the contacts and flatiron.


Well, it's much like a cold shower... only with permanent retinal scarring.

I do contratulate you on being the first person to take 50 G's in a centrifuge.


There was a little mishap with the fan...I don't think I quite pulled off the "sexy wind-blown" look.


Mama always said if someone hit you with that look on your face it would freeze on there.....

HMontana's photo
Tue 07/22/08 07:11 PM

sshhh girl, you've already outted me once here tonight...I was trying to leave some opening for the men here that have potential!



Sorry, Lookin'. You may rue the day you stepped into my court. In fact, there may be a club forming soon.laugh laugh

no photo
Tue 07/22/08 07:12 PM
what happens to the 18 hour bra after 18 hours????

tngxl65's photo
Tue 07/22/08 07:12 PM


sshhh girl, you've already outted me once here tonight...I was trying to leave some opening for the men here that have potential!



Sorry, Lookin'. You may rue the day you stepped into my court. In fact, there may be a club forming soon.laugh laugh


I volunteered to organize the initial mailing. Sorry Montana.