bob went to his doctor and asked "is there anything a man can do to get his wife to climax at the same time as him during sex?" the doctor replied"sure, the next time you have sex and you feel yourself starting to climax, just reach down and poke her in the ribs. she will climax just like that , with a snap of his fingers".
bob went home that night and tried what the doctor had said. the very next morning bob returned to the doctors office. the doctor took one look and said "so how did it go last night?" bob replied " not what i expected." the doctor says "how so".
bob says "well my wife and I were having sex and it was good and hot, I got to that point of climax and i reached down and poked her in the ribs............AND OH MY GOD SHE DAMN NEAR BIT MY **** OFF!!!!

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