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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 98 | |
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Dear diary............do ya still love me???     Murrrrrieeeeeel SIGH..... kisses her knee tenderly - with tongue...slides up 'bout an inch... 
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 awwwww all you need is just a little more rum and coke!
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awwwww all you need is just a little more rum and coke!   NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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 hope ya had a good time eh !!
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dEAR DIARY........things to do while youre on a greyhound bus..............KEGEL EXERCIZES!!!
Nobody knows youre doing them and you become tighter than a nun on a wednesday night!!!
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hope ya had a good time eh !! But I dont think I want to drink that much............for at least another 5 years!!!
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Speaking of wilson......is it not cool to have a wilson backpack???? 
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hope ya had a good time eh !! But I dont think I want to drink that much............for at least another 5 years!!! 
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I think I may still be drunk!!!
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bleh , an buslag??
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bleh , an buslag??  Oh I have stories about the bus!!!! I got stuck in the bathroom on the way there!!!  Now that was embarrassing!!!
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oh.......noooooooooooooo........NOt a good place to get stuck
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also Ive noticed that french canadian tourists laugh like this........Ha Ha Ha.............EVERYTIME!!!
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HA HA HA
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dEAR diary........my friend told me today that I had a puerto rican shower!!! ahaaaaaaaaaaaa that just about made me pee my pants!!!!
I was too hungover to even shower.......too much work.........washing!!!
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just add more perfume and deodorant......and youre good to go!!! ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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