Cause we all justa wanna be big rock stars, live in cardboard boxes drivin sh!tbox cars. We all wanna keep our skinny look because everyone knows that your wife can't cook.......boy that nickelback rocks.

I bought this huge rapid transit tank bag for my motorcycle for gypsy and I to put our freebies in. I installed it and built custom straps to attatch it to my bike. Then I packed it full of gear and took it for a 65 mile bikeride today. It worked well. Went and visited freinds and interrupted them having sex intentionally. They had 'prince' blaring the song 'kiss' on the stereo. Their neighbors are out doing yardwork so I couldn't help myself. I walked up and started banging on the side of the house and acting like a retard. I'm yelling "Hey! Is anyone home? Hey are you guys f*cking in there?! I bet you're f*cking in there!! Is that prince you guys are f*cking to in there?! Hey your neighbors are all looking at me funny! I don't think they knew you guys were ****ing in there!!

thats funny right there !

Hey can you put on some madonna?! I like f*cking to madonna songs.

They came out wearing towels and laughing hysterically. My buddy was like "Dude! Terrible timing!" I said "No it makes up for all the times you came over and banged on my door when I was sitting on the sh!tter."

Then saturday night I destroyed my other freinds ceiling fan. I was imitating the mylie cyrus stage dancers on tv to a crowd of people roaring laughing and I jumped up with my arms raised in victory right into the ceiling fan on high. Kaboom! Got some nice bruised hands. Please don't attempt this at home. Ouch.

well, im out ! peace ,love,and beer !

tc chevy have a good one

Dear diary............do ya still love me???

Dear diary.......the word of the day is HANGOVER......BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NUMBER B AND THE LETTER 888!!!

dEAR DIARY........I lost my voice!!! Apparantly "Muriel" was out and about last night....... being terrible!!! She was flirting with all men.....married/single it was just crazy!!! Add rum and cokes and omg NO MAN WAS SAFE!!!

But she was rather innocent.......nobody got mad.......I was the entertainment for the night and everyone was laughing!!!

and no highschool reunion can be complete without me falling out of my high heels and falling knee first on the pavement....owie........it hurrrrrrrrrrrrtz!!!

Murrrrrieeeeeel

SIGH.....

kisses her knee tenderly - with tongue...slides up 'bout an inch...

Somebody still loves me!!! omggggggggggg I think I may have out talked everyone last night!!!! I blame Muriel!!! and all those bacardi and cokes!!!