Oh, I love pickles, I really love pickles
I love pickles a lot
I can eat'em in the car, or on my bicycle
I can eat'em in the parking lot
but you can't eat pickles all the time
that's what my mother said
cos if you do, you'll turn into
a great big pickle head

Oh, I'm in a pickle
(he's in a pickle)
I'm in a pickle
(he's in a pickle)
I'm just a little seed in this big ol' world
when things go wrong, whatta ya do?
I'm in a pickle
(he's in a pickle)
I'm in a pickle
(he's in a pickle)
I did something
I don't know what, but
I'm in a pickle again

Oh no, looks like trouble
looks like trouble for sure
the bath tub's full, it's fulla bubbles
an' water's all over the floor
Well, I'll bet you a nickel, that I'm in a pickle
cos maw's gonna come real quick
and when she sees what I've been doin'
I'll be a pickle on a stick

CHORUS

Oh no! Not again! Isn't it just my luck
I put my hand in a pickle jar
to get me a pickle, and my hand got stuck
you can call me picklehead
sometimes that's what I am
sitting here lookin' silly, I'm in a dilly
A dilly of a pickle again

CHORUS

Yeah, I love pickles, I really love pickles
I love pickles a lot
I eat'em in the car, or on my bicycle
I can eat'em in the parking lot
but you can't eat pickles all the time
that's what my mother said
cos if you do, you'll turn into
a great big pickle head

CHORUS

Whats your Dill, Pickle?

i like cucumbers

Just not right are ya???

at least the pickle is not in you......

I am one with my pickle

etrain let me help with that .i'll get my axe

hey...no Lorena Bobbitt!!!

i'll take care of it

I believe you are. But there are no pickles here.
i really hope a banana will do, too