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Horny walks into the bar and orders 9 shots of tequila. So the bartender
pours nine shots and Horny downs one after the other. "Holy ****!" the bartender exclaimed "That the most tequila I've ever seen anyone drink that fast before - what's the occasion!?!" "My first blow job" Horny announces quite plainly "Well" the bartender replies "let me buy you another!" "Listen, if 9 doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, another one won't help." 
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lmao.....that gets better everytime i hear it
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that was pretty good; lol
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 Damm-it Texs, where da ya get em??, lol good one,,,,And,,hey King,,How ya doing??? |
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That joke was funny when I heard it the first time and it still cracks
me up
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I got friends in lowwwwwwwwwwww places lol
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LOL GOOD ONE
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