oh.. and I gave birth too... 5 times

that's more like trauma story

My nephew came running at me when I was seated backwards in one of those
three piece lawnchairs,and the headrest slammed into my front
teeth........ouch,I saw a few stars on that one

*looks in and leave--shakin' my head*

fell off a cliff when I was about 6, not sure about the jeight, but I
did break my arm, nose and had a knot the size of a goose egg
(literally) on my forehead, I hit a concrete sidewalk below, the doc
said I was lucky to be alive and if it had been any higher I probably
would not be.

I think it was about12-15 ft. high, there was a cave in the side where I
fell that was plenty tall enough for adults to stand up in walk around
with plenty of room to spare

now we know why your the way you are lol

*whistles innocently*

also when I was seven I got the idea in my head that doing a cartwheel
on a big overstuffed pillow would fun......as I did the turn over my
thumb just kept going backwards till it snapped in my wrist

wanttachat what is that all about? I have a fairly high iq. Do you know
what yours is?

Bucked off a horse when trying to break it

I have a brother that used to do rodeo circuits I am sure he has some
stories to share if he just had internet

oooo.....rodeo stories,can't beat that

See this precious Zoe? Well about 5 months ago as we were walking, she
bolted after a squirrel. I lost my footing, tripped and as I did, put
my hand out to break my fall. Didn't work . . . I broke my hand,
scraped off the left side of my face, shoulder, elbow, hip and knee. I
didn't even know my hand was broken until I tried to open the door as we
returned home.

When I was about 10 I broke my left arm rollerskating, when I was 14 I
got hit (indirectly) by lightning, when I was around 20 I had a
spontaneous pneumothorax (collapsed lung), when I was about 28 I had a
car wreck and the following year my spine went into spasms (that was the
most excruciating) and have had problems (DDD, etc.) off and on with it
ever since, and when I was 39 a guy jumped me in my driveway, hit me
over the head with a metal pipe, which busted my head open, hit me hard
as he could in my jaw (8 stitches), and nearly ripped my ring and pinky
fingers off my left hand while getting my keys from me, then calmly
drove my new car down the road as if he owned it. I think that's about
it, as far as any serious owies are concerned.

Damn, Jean . . . I'm surprised you're till alive

ok--ok--ok---i fell off from the bed of a pickup as me and others were
on out in the country drinkin' and carryin' on---shattered shoulder
blades , broken wrist on the right---and nice big azz headache

was that big azz headache from the fall or the drinkin?

the fall

guess you didn't have enough to drink huh???