Topic: The Funniest Joke In The World! Seriously!
uk1971's photo
Sun 07/20/08 12:27 PM
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps:
"My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says:
"Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says:
"OK, now what?"

bigsmile :banana:

That is actually the funniest joke in the world, I made the effort in looking it up.

If it made you laugh, or if you have a better one yourself, post here.

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pgpfreak's photo
Sun 07/20/08 12:34 PM
a man and woman were driving home when they saw a wounded skunk on the road, the woman insists on picking it up and asks her husband what to do with it, he replies put it between your legs, she says what about the smell? he replies hold its nose. lmfao

RJR1's photo
Sun 07/20/08 12:34 PM
rofl

Raven100's photo
Sun 07/20/08 03:54 PM
laugh waving