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1. talk with
 creative 2. bathroom stuff ... wash face, brush teeth 3. set alarm with enough time to hit snooze once or twice 4. cuddle under the covers 5. contemplate and visualize until I fall asleep |
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1. Remove Toupee
2. Remove Teeth 3. Take half a viagra pill 4. Drink a shot of Metamucil 5. Vigra should be kicked in by now so I can go to the bathroom and pee in the toilet and not in my slippers. |
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1. talk with creative 2. bathroom stuff ... wash face, brush teeth 3. set alarm with enough time to hit snooze once or twice 4. cuddle under the covers 5. contemplate and visualize until I fall asleep awwww this is my favorite one... |
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1.- WASH MY TEETH
2.- WEAR MY PIJAMAS 3.- PRAY 4.- KISS EVERYBODY GOODNIGHT 5.- iF I HAVE A PARTNER SLEEP VERY CLOSE IF I DO NOT HAVE NO ONE THEN I HUG MY PILLOW TIGHT. |
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USE THE BATHROOM
SET MY ALARM CLOCK PRAY TURN ON THE TV LAY DOWN 
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1 shower - air dry, brush teeth & hair, wash face 2 get undressed 3 lay down, turn on music 4 read a few pages from a book 5 play, then fall asleep |
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Awww also pray but not when I go to bed...The Lord likes to wake me up at 3:00 a.m. every morning...go potty and then pray.....
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1. Remove Toupee 2. Remove Teeth 3. Take half a viagra pill 4. Drink a shot of Metamucil 5. Vigra should be kicked in by now so I can go to the bathroom and pee in the toilet and not in my slippers. 
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1)Stare at the walls
2)Sit in my chair for a few hours 3)Read "Script writer's Bible" or a poem of mine 4)stare at the walls again 5)look outside |
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1. Remove Toupee 2. Remove Teeth 3. Take half a viagra pill 4. Drink a shot of Metamucil 5. Vigra should be kicked in by now so I can go to the bathroom and pee in the toilet and not in my slippers. |
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1) check the doors
2) brush my teeth 3) beehive the toilet paper 4) grab cats 5) beehive more toilet paper
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1. Brush my teeth
2. Get undressed 3. Say my prayers 4. Snort a line of coke 5. close my eyes |
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1. Mark off another idea of world domination.
2. Check on my heads buried under my stoop. 3. Make sure no one saw me checking the heads. 4. Smoke. 5. Check heads again just to be sure. |
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im surprised no one takes a crap before they go to bed
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im surprised no one takes a crap before they go to bed |
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im surprised no one takes a crap before they go to bed
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do tell The last 5 things you do before you go to bed? 1. Lock door 2. Give a kiss to everyone 3. Cuddle up 4. Watch TV 5. Dream a sweet dream 1. Decide if I wanna shower at night or in the morning...usually morning. 2. If no shower, then watch a comedy. If a shower,then I watch porn, and well...you get the picture. 3. Ponder why I am still up at one in the morning. 4. Tell myself, "You are getting very sleepy". Or watch a boring movie to knock me out, or get me to that zone of almost asleep, but not quite their. 5. Climb into bed with sweetie and demand sex. If this does not work...go to sleep. |
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