1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2.People who are willing to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.


3.When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?


5.When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?' No loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.


6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'..... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


7.When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8.When people say 'life is short'. Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?' If the bus came would I be standing here, moron?


10. When people say 'I slept like a baby'. Well if you slept like a baby does that mean you were waking up every couple of hours like babies do?

do what I do when someone says "May I ask you a question?" I look at them and say "YOU JUST DID" and keep walking....

A lady asked me in the store if she could sneek bye me~~~~~ I was like "heck NO!!! you told me what your trying to do....come back later when I dont expect it"

I'd like to know why the word "abbriviation" is so long!!!

i'm with you i never could understand when people say life is too short there's been life on earth for millions of years so i don't know what they're talking about and neither do they in my opinion

Those are gooooood!!!

Funny and TRUE!!!