I'm thinking maybe there should be a separate forum for questions like
"How big is your _________?" or "How round is your ____________ ?" or
"How purple does your __________ get when a goat steps on it?"

And while we're at it, maybe there should be a forum for "Angry Women
Complaining About Men, Or That's How It Sounds Anyway, But Nobody's
Really Sure Because No One Can Understand What The Original Poster Is
Trying To Say."

We need to clear out some of this Effluvium. (That's a cold medication,
right?) I'm getting distracted from finding out who would sleep with
the person above them.

Can we make a separate forum for angry Hungarian chicks with agendas?

Be nice BigGlen

I keep getting told by Russian ladies that I am hot and I should add
them to my MSN.... I am missing something here I think...

OK, "Confused Russian Ladies" -- that's a forum....

Maybe we need a Russian branch of JSH, "Just Say Zdrastvwiteh."