A guy takes a trip to Ireland, walks in a local pub and orders a beer. Strikes up a conversation with the man next to him, I've had a hard life" he says with a deep Irish accent. The man asks what's so hard about it?" "You see that wall over there? Two years of my life I spent on that wall; ever call me Patrick the wall builder? No, No" The guy tells the bartender "buy this man a shot he's had a hard life." "You see that road over there? Five years of my life to build that road; ever call me Patrick the road builder? No, No" "Bar keep, one more shot for this man" "You see that house over there? Ten years of my life to build that house, ever call me Patrick the house builder?? No..... No,

BUT YOU HUMP ONE GOAT!!!! AND YOU ARE PATRICK THE GOAT HUMPER FOR LIFE!!!!"