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Tell him if his brains were lard they wouldn't grease a very big frying pan.  Do you just think these up? lol.
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Tell him you've moved on to men who wear big boy underwear not spiderman underoo wearing losers like him.
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Tell him that you were upset about the breakup and the way you were mean to me and cried on your uncles shoulder, and that your 1% patch wearing hells angel uncle said he would take care of everything.
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Get a restraining order or change your name............
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Get a restraining Order on Biker! LMFAO!!!!
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Bet he would cry like a baby and soil his shorts if a big bunch of bikers held him down and took his cellphone and smashed it on his head for making girls cry with it.
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Okay, so I just broke up with my boyfriend of 14 months a few weeks ago. We had been having problems for a long time, and his continuous lying and hurting my feelings finally ended it. I have given him so many chances, and enough is enough. I have deleted him from everything, so I can move on and not think about him as often. But he won't quit calling, emailing, trying to see me, ETC. What should I do?  Send him a dead rat... |
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I don't like boys who make girls cry. They're meanies.
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Well hell, if you're gonna go that route shadow, she should make him a big batch of his favorite exlax brownies and a big tall glass of miralax fortified milk! Just foreward all his mail to the bathroom for the next week. Then when he heals up tell him you're sorry and make it up to him by giving him a beer with visine in it. Back to the bathroom for him. (sidenote and disclaimer)- do not do any of these unless you really are prepared for the consequences of your actions. Visine in a beer or too much miralax in someones milk can hospitalize or kill them from dehydration. Remember we are joking- not serious.
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But before you give him exlax brownies and miralax milk, make sure you sneak in and remove all the toilet paper in his house. Up the creek without a paddle.
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Let's see, what else? Oh yeah! When noones around pee in his car when its 100 degrees out. Its like bongwater. You will NEVER get rid of that smell. Ewwwwww!!! Dude your car smells like piss!
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I don't like boys who make girls cry. They're meanies. Do you rent out the services mentioned on this thread? *scrounges thru couch cushions and empties kids' piggybanks to finance longhairbiker's crusade to rid the world of meanie men* |
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Longhairbiker ever think about being a therapist? |
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Put a bumpersticker on his car that says "I love gay porn!"
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I'm being silly and out of the ballpark with my replies. But I have deep perception and I just know that boy was physically abusive to her and I have zero tolerance for it. If it was my cute niece he did this to- well let's just say the doctors in the ER would be contemplating the best way to remove his cellphone from his anal cavity right now. Shoulda seen what I did to the guys who thought it was funny to put my phone number on craigs list with an ad reading "1000 free porn magazines". My phone rang 27 hours straight with every pervert wierdo in the nation calling me. With all the anger and frustration it wasn't hard to kick in the guys door at 2am and shove his motorola razor up his heiny. And my freinds helped! Boy the things we will have to talk about when we are old and gray and sitting in our rockin chairs.
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I'm being silly and out of the ballpark with my replies. But I have deep perception and I just know that boy was physically abusive to her and I have zero tolerance for it. If it was my cute niece he did this to- well let's just say the doctors in the ER would be contemplating the best way to remove his cellphone from his anal cavity right now. Shoulda seen what I did to the guys who thought it was funny to put my phone number on craigs list with an ad reading "1000 free porn magazines". My phone rang 27 hours straight with every pervert wierdo in the nation calling me. With all the anger and frustration it wasn't hard to kick in the guys door at 2am and shove his motorola razor up his heiny. And my freinds helped! Boy the things we will have to talk about when we are old and gray and sitting in our rockin chairs. haha omg, that is soo funny! |
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I have a lot of Marines who would love to have fun before their deployment........
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Imagine the rolling on the ground sidesplitting tears in their eyes laughter when one of my freinds said "That travis clown is a real bullsh!tting prankster!" and I replied "Nah that travis is just a phony ass!" I didn't even realize I made the joke. They're all rolling and I'm like "What are you laughing at?" they're like "Dude, you just shoved a phone up a guys butt and you're saying he's a phony ass! That's funny!"
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Amber, you didn't deserve what you got. If you can, put it behind you. You're much bigger than him. It sounds cliche' but you have your whole life ahead of you. You're beautiful and smart and talented. Enjoy your life while you're young. Call freinds for backup if he persists. Tell him the po po gonna thump his head if he don't cease and desist. Under new michigan laws they take civil harrassment very seriously. Best of luck.
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