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jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Wed 07/16/08 03:13 PM
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

Nova86 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 4547	Wed 07/16/08 03:15 PM
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Wed 07/16/08 03:15 PM
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Wed 07/16/08 03:16 PM
chuck norris once made linda lovelace gag!!!

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Wed 07/16/08 03:18 PM
chuck norris once made linda lovelace gag!!!

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Wed 07/16/08 03:19 PM
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Wed 07/16/08 03:20 PM


jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Wed 07/16/08 03:21 PM
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

letthelightshine Joined Wed 07/16/08 Posts: 25	Wed 07/16/08 03:22 PM
You can shoot a billion bullets at Chuck Norris but none will hit him. He breaks in to his enemy's weapon cache's and steals all the bullets and replaces them with blanks.

LoveBone Joined Mon 07/14/08 Posts: 333	Wed 07/16/08 03:24 PM
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

LoveBone Joined Mon 07/14/08 Posts: 333	Wed 07/16/08 03:25 PM
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Wed 07/16/08 03:25 PM
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Ted14621 Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2173	Wed 07/16/08 03:26 PM
When Chuck Norris does push ups...he's actually pushing the Earth downward

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Wed 07/16/08 03:27 PM
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Wed 07/16/08 03:30 PM
chuck norris has counted to infinity ....twice!!!!

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Wed 07/16/08 03:32 PM
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

merlin2525 Joined Sun 06/17/07 Posts: 2819	Wed 07/16/08 03:35 PM
If Chuck Norris has five dollars and you have five dollars. Chuck Norris has more money than you

merlin2525 Joined Sun 06/17/07 Posts: 2819	Wed 07/16/08 03:35 PM
Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head

TheShadow Joined Sun 08/13/06 Posts: 14218	Wed 07/16/08 04:25 PM
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter Fact, chuck noris is a bad actor and if it wasn't for bruce lee, he would be noware.

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Wed 07/16/08 04:48 PM

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