There were these two lepracauns arguing outside a church in Ireland when mother superior comes out and asks why they are arguing mother superior we have a question do have any midget nuns here no there aren't any she says. Are there any in all of Dublin? No she says there aren't any in all of Dublin. Are there any mdget nuns in all of Ireland? no she says there aren't any midget nuns in all of Ireland. Are you sure the lepracaun asks. mother superior replys I am mother superior I would know the lepracaun turns to the other lepracaun see shamus I told you you ****ed a penguin.