Topic: R-Rated...
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Wed 07/16/08 08:02 AM
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a

sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very

important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry

him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she

remembers that her boss told her not to reject the guy outright.

So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting

to marry her.


After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only

marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement

ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat

diamond tiara." The African king pauses for awhile. Then he nods

his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have."


Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the

man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. And

as a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the

best wine country in France." The African king pauses for awhile.

He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New

York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and

says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."


Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary

knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time

to think and finally she gets an idea, a sure-to-work condition.

She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly,

"Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch

penis."


The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands

and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in

African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the

king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman,

"Okay, okay. I cut. I cut."


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Wed 07/16/08 08:04 AM
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franshade's photo
Wed 07/16/08 08:04 AM
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BLUEYEDEVIL's photo
Wed 07/16/08 08:11 AM
careful what you wish for...............laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 07/16/08 08:21 AM
laugh OUCH! laugh