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The local news station was interviewing an 84-year-old lady because she had just gotten married - for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 85, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she would mind telling him a little about her first thriee husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she first married a banker when she was in her early 20s; then when in her 40s, a circus ringmaster; later on when in her 60s, a preacher; and now, in her 80s, a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. "Well", she said with smile on her face, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go!" |
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 that was a good one omg lol
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The local news station was interviewing an 84-year-old lady because she had just gotten married - for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 85, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she would mind telling him a little about her first thriee husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she first married a banker when she was in her early 20s; then when in her 40s, a circus ringmaster; later on when in her 60s, a preacher; and now, in her 80s, a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. "Well", she said with smile on her face, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go!"
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lmao
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