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Edited by
Jill298
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Tue 07/15/08 10:35 AM
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For those of you that know me, you know I work in a hotel. I just got a phone call from a room telling me that if anyone calls for her, she is not here and is not staying here. Which I have to abide by her requests unless it's the police looking for her. Then she starts in her story about how she's hiding from her abusive husband and she's so terrified of him. However...
Just about an hour before she calls me, a man had just came in and paid another night for her room and stated " I need to pay another night for my girlfriend" and then one of my housekeepers came down and said she couldn't clean their room cuz they were in there (very loudly) having sex. lol I'm almost waiting for the "cheaters" TV crew to show up busting thru my lobby |
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 Now that's a Big Bang Theory 
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For those of you that know me, you know I work in a hotel. I just got a phone call from a room telling me that if anyone calls for her, she is not here and is not staying here. Which I have to abide by her requests unless it's the police looking for her. Then she starts in her story about how she's hiding from her abusive husband and she's so terrified of him. However... Just about an hour before she calls me, a man had just came in and paid another night for her room and stated " I need to pay another night for my girlfriend" and then one of my housekeepers came down and said she couldn't clean their room cuz they were in there (very loudly) having sex. lol I'm almost waiting for the "cheaters" TV crew to show up busting thru my lobby |
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Hmmm, She may be on a singles site soon..lol
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Hmmm, She may be on a singles site soon..lol
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Well, maybe when someone calls to ask if she's ther you could tell them she is not, but her boyfriend is!!!!!
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So that's where she is. I've been looking for her!
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Well, maybe when someone calls to ask if she's ther you could tell them she is not, but her boyfriend is!!!!! oh he's long gone, he left after he uummm got sum
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You should have asked her if she'll be taking calls from her boyfriend who paid for the room.
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You should have asked her if she'll be taking calls from her boyfriend who paid for the room.  that woulda been funny
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You should have asked her if she'll be taking calls from her boyfriend who paid for the room.
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Lemme guess, she's ugly as sin, and got a smoking room?
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I just hate it when people try to involve me in their lies.
 For all I know her husband is a sweet guy that thinks she's in town visiting family
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Lemme guess, she's ugly as sin, and got a smoking room?
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Skyrockets in flight, Hey Hey ....Afternoon Delight!
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Every night I'm down/I'm down I take it
Listening to the sounds, the walls their shakin' Bang/Bang/banging on floor boards That sh!t is driving me crazy Can't stand the rumors but they're coming on Might as well just lay down and get it on Banging on the town and down you make it One more sound I hear, I can't take it It always seems like everybody/Everybody I know/ Every body's getting more sex than me It always seems like everybody/Everybody I know/ Every body's getting more sex than me I said Hey! I said Ho! Fooling around I said/Fooling around I said Hey! I said Ho! Fooling around I said/Fooling around |
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Well, maybe when someone calls to ask if she's ther you could tell them she is not, but her boyfriend is!!!!! oh he's long gone, he left after he uummm got sum |
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I'll add that to my list of "Jobs That Tell The Best Stories"
1: Customer Assistant at a Home Depot indoor lumberyard ~driving an '89 Honda CRX~ "I'm here to pick up eleven sheets of plywood?" 2: Volunteer Security Guard at a Grateful Dead concert "hhhheeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy mmmaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn..." 3: Hotel Desk Clerk
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I'll add that to my list of "Jobs That Tell The Best Stories" 1: Customer Assistant at a Home Depot indoor lumberyard ~driving an '89 Honda CRX~ "I'm here to pick up eleven sheets of plywood?" 2: Volunteer Security Guard at a Grateful Dead concert "hhhheeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy mmmaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn..." 3: Hotel Desk Clerk Ohhh you need to add in there anyone who works community mental health. I used to ask people if the voices they heard were talking bad about me! With my new job, I had a dude tell me just last week that he wanted to hurt me but he changed his mind as he knew he'd get a new charge. Now, he said this within view of four deputy CO's who watched through the glass the whole time at the jail. Interesting stuff.... Hardly as "juicy" as Jill's (okay yes that was gross).... 
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I'll add that to my list of "Jobs That Tell The Best Stories" 1: Customer Assistant at a Home Depot indoor lumberyard ~driving an '89 Honda CRX~ "I'm here to pick up eleven sheets of plywood?" 2: Volunteer Security Guard at a Grateful Dead concert "hhhheeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy mmmaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn..." 3: Hotel Desk Clerk Ohhh you need to add in there anyone who works community mental health. I used to ask people if the voices they heard were talking bad about me! With my new job, I had a dude tell me just last week that he wanted to hurt me but he changed his mind as he knew he'd get a new charge. Now, he said this within view of four deputy CO's who watched through the glass the whole time at the jail. Interesting stuff.... Hardly as "juicy" as Jill's (okay yes that was gross)....
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