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Do you find yourself using (either to your children or others) that your parents have said to you?
"Because I'm the Mom" "What part of NO don't you understand??" 
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I will live long enough to get revenge!
(Said to my kids) 
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For the love of god
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 Jack
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"Because Im the adult..thats why"
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Edited by
PATSFAN
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Mon 07/14/08 09:06 PM
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" Because I said so, thats why"
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Do you find yourself using (either to your children or others) that your parents have said to you? "Because I'm the Mom" "What part of NO don't you understand??" "What part of no don't you understand" love that one! used it many times. 
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Cause moms know everything! and Use some common sense....
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" Because I said so, thats why" Yes, heard that MANY times!
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speak when you are spoken to!
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ohhhhhh all time favorite.....
"if you don't stop that crying, I'm gonna give you something to cry about"
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if you can't hear, you will feel - my dad
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When we would get in trouble as kids my mother would say,
Your A$$ is grass and I'm the lawn mower!
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When you start paying the bills around here......
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"were you born in a barn?"
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I wound up using this one on my daughter...it was one of my Mom's favorites...
Daughter limps in, crying... me : " What did you do?? " daughter : " I hurt my toooooeeeeeee..." me : " Are you bleeding ? " daughter : " No...<sniffle> " me : " Are ya gonna die ? " daughter : " No....<sniffle mixed with giggle> " me : " Then go back outside and don't do whatever you did that hurt your toe " All this, of course, in the midst of me actually checking to make sure she wasn't actually hurt. lol |
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I'd like to jump on her like a duck on a june bug!
He's driving so fast that the tint blew out of the glass!!! Some days are diamonds and some days are stones. He has dame bamage.. He is so stupid that he should not be allowed to breed.... His lights are on, but nobodys home... These are a few of my favorites.... |
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(Child falls down on floor- not hurt of coarse- and starts crying)
Parent asks "Did you hurt the floor?" |
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To the response to "All my friends are doing it" "Well if your friends jumped off a bridge would you do that too?"
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