After receiving the bad news from a visit to the doctor that he had only a year to live, this fellow was seeking advice from his pastor on what to do. In response the pastor replied, First I find a 1960 mobile home without air conditioning in the middle of a swamp in south Georgia, next I would buy a 1962 Dodge pickup with 178,000 miles on it, last I would find the meanest, bossiest swamp woman I could find and marry her. Frankly ask the sick man " How will this extend the last year of my life?"Well it won't extend your life, replied the pastor.

" It will just seem like eternity