Topic: Kids Are Quick
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Sat 07/12/08 12:53 PM
flowerforyou

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

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merlin2525's photo
Sat 07/12/08 12:55 PM
Kids are quicker than some adults
Help is that away-------------->

MsCarmen's photo
Sat 07/12/08 12:55 PM
I'm just curious, but are you stuck in the help section?

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Sat 07/12/08 01:33 PM
laugh

Funny! NO
I just share and send its not up to me where it goes! Maybe they thought it would HELP you to laugh!

Maybe not!

Bless u!
explode

flowerforyou

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Sat 07/12/08 01:37 PM
laugh laugh laugh

MsCarmen's photo
Sat 07/12/08 02:03 PM

laugh

Funny! NO
I just share and send its not up to me where it goes! Maybe they thought it would HELP you to laugh!

Maybe not!

Bless u!
explode

flowerforyou


I believe it is up to you. If you post it in the right forum, it will go be in the right forum.

kerbear73's photo
Sat 07/12/08 11:38 PM
That was Great laugh laugh laugh laugh

Winx's photo
Sat 07/12/08 11:47 PM
laugh

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Sun 07/13/08 12:34 AM
Edited by CircuitRider on Sun 07/13/08 12:36 AM

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