Topic: Date Thats Going Badly | |
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A guy told me once that he had to go so he could jog for 5 miles. I was all to happy to let him go too. I laughed the whole way home.
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This is not a good time to be creative but it is a good time to be breif and honest..."this is not working I am ending this date."
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stick your finger down your throat, throw-up in your dinner, and smile with puke residue in your teeth, and say....i gotta go. or!...unwrap a napkin at the table, and display a piece of poo, and start talking to it, and say, it's going to get you, barbara! (night of the living dead)
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I hate to cut this short, but my wife just called, I got to go |
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never had a bad date
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Believe it or not....
There is a web site now that you can log into and let them know the time and date of the unfortunate event and they will call you at a designated time and pretend to have a "Important" problem so you can excuse yourself. |
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how bout shut the fck up everybody
go to your room (there is no castillian whip smiley) |
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tell them you are a sex plague experiment, and you escaped.
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The few times that it has been a real bad date have been honest and said, "This isn't working out."
What is a date again? |
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once my friends and i met up with this girl who was a total B****! But she was hot and she thought I was hot too, so her friends and my friends all went to the movies. I think we watched "The Cell". Anyways, she kept talking and ruining the movie. After that, we all took a stroll in the mall. They seen these guys they knew and wanted to say Hi to them. So they did and we left their asses so quick. 3 hours later I got an angry phone call and I was like "Dude, you are annoying and we ditched you because you were being rude. Did I mention annoying? You can't see me (John Cena, but I didn't really say that part, it just sounds funny.... So gay...)".
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What's a creative way to end a date that's going badly? My solution would be to suffer through it. But then, I'm such a glutton for punishment. |
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a creative way to end a bad date...
everytime they look at you just start twitching and blinking your eyes really fast...keep looking over your shoulder quickly...mumble to yourself she will get the point and see herself out |
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Take her to a bar and pick up another chick!
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Tell her there's an emergency at home & you feel bad but you got to go!! I have 2 cell phones |
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I've never had a date that's gone badly
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