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Topic: What's your funniest story about online dating?
CATBW56's photo
Tue 03/06/07 03:52 PM
OK, here goes. This really did happen. Another site that I belonged to a
few years ago I had met someone who seemed very nice, quite intelligent,
very good conversationlist...etc. We started with the usual emails back
and forth. Then it graduated to phone calls. Then we agreed to meet in
person. Since we lived somewhat of distance away, we agreed to meet at a
local resturant (close to where I lived) because he was going through
that town because of his job, to another town not too far away.

We met for breakfast and everything seemed to click. Had a great time
and then he had to be off to make his delivery in the next town. He
worked for a courier company. As that week went on we continued to email
back and forth, chatted on the phone and again decided to meet for
breakfast at the same resturant. Again, things went well, had some good
laughs, great talk about our pasts and what each would like for
ourselves in the future.....then from out of nowhere he says...."I feel
like I know you well enough that I need to share something with you". My
first thought was....holy sh** this guy is married" and I told him
exactly what I was thinking. He said NO, why would you ask that? For
one, I had it done to me once before and I wasn't going to go there. He
told me that what he had to share was something that he actually had to
show me. ***Another red flag**** but I said OK show me.

We paid the bill for the food and walked out to the parking lot, he
walks over to the truck he was driving and whips out a Wal-Mart bag,
opens it and says here this is what I have to show you. Inside the bag
was adult size diapers.

At this point I am thinking OK maybe there is a medical reason for this,
he said there was but it was because he had been in an accident (10
years) prior to that, but once he had fully recovered he just enjoyed
wearing them so much it made him feel youthful and was looking for a
woman who would "BABY" him.

I bid him a very quick farewell. That was the end of that!

ISLANDKING's photo
Tue 03/06/07 04:05 PM
that i never met anybody from online...

lma's photo
Tue 03/06/07 04:15 PM
Oh my goodness Cat, I think I would have been horrified (much like
yourself, I'm sure!)

CATBW56's photo
Tue 03/06/07 04:18 PM
horrified is the best way to describe it...but when I told this story to
my friends or family members it gave everybody a great laugh.

lma's photo
Tue 03/06/07 04:21 PM
Oh, I was cracking up, but then I thought if it was me, I would have
RAN!!!

no photo
Tue 03/06/07 04:30 PM
I once met a guy on-line and he gave me his #-I called him and he
sounded like a country girl (voice more feminine than mines....I was
like "What the Moesha is going on??????noway noway noway
nowaylaugh laugh laugh I talked to him once and never, ever
called him back. He e-mailed me and I told him that I was no longer
interested. ohwell ohwell ohwell I could not see myself talking
to this man with this voice of a woman......Makes me wanna go
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, well I'll never know.....laugh laugh
:tongue: :tongue: laugh laugh laugh NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!laugh
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

don2610's photo
Tue 03/06/07 04:36 PM
There was a talk show about those kind of people(I think Jerry Springer)
About people that like to wear adult diapers. They sat onstage in their
diapers and then about half way through the show they started using
them(Pretty Gross uh) I'm glad you didn't get mixed up with him.

CATBW56's photo
Tue 03/06/07 04:41 PM
UGH!!! that is sick, glad I didn't get involved with him.

jenn_82's photo
Tue 03/06/07 04:51 PM
well I just moved up here to MN and I was only here a couple of weeks
and I met this guy online for a date at the bar and we had a few drinks
and we went to the gas station to get gas and some coffee after well
when he dropped me off he took my card a handed it out the window and
said don't you want your card being clumsy with it and so I took it
thinking it was crazy that I droped it but a few days later I seen on my
online account that he had used it and then he had the nerve to ask me
on another date after that.

lma's photo
Tue 03/06/07 04:55 PM
Some men are just jerks!

txazdesertgirl's photo
Tue 03/06/07 05:12 PM
I've had a few dates with guys I met online, plus meeting a wonderful
man that I had a 4 year relationship with (in person, not online!!).
But one guy, in Houston, I dated off and on many years ago, just
recently heard from again in Sept. and in November, he hit me up for a
loan. $1200.00. I said UHH...NO! and he dropped out of sight. Like I
am sitting here really surprised!!

no photo
Tue 03/06/07 05:14 PM
I've got a story about a girl I met on-line who was an arsonist, but it
isn't really all that funny. Unless you're a pyromaniac....!explode

whispertoascream's photo
Tue 03/06/07 05:16 PM
LOL Lex, Nooo not funny Lex and please keep ALL arsonist out of the
llama barn. I not only spooks the llama but they hay is also very
flammabledrinker

no photo
Tue 03/06/07 05:19 PM
Maybe Osama bin Llama is hiding under all that hay!

whispertoascream's photo
Tue 03/06/07 05:26 PM
LOL Then we shall get our llama to spit on him. We both know how much
spit comes out of himlaugh laugh laugh laugh

cheeryo2000's photo
Tue 03/06/07 05:31 PM
I've got one about a guy I had chatted with for about a month, met at a
local restaurant and he came in stumbling drunk and had his ex-wife join
us.

Then...I have the one that I met this past October on-line (we dated a
couple of months) who ended up stealing $8500 from my savings account.
Then used my savings to filter stolen money from another account. I
know what you're thinking, and no I NEVER gave him any of my banking
info. He was just smart enough to ask the right questions.

But...here I am, back again....I figure, shoot, they can't be after my
money...I don't have any more!

no photo
Tue 03/06/07 05:35 PM
wow crazy i went out with this lady who said she was 5/3 145pds oooooooo
she was 5/3 245pds and had her friend with her who was 5/5 200pds after
the night was over my bill was 145.00 bucks....food and drinks and i did
not eat

no photo
Tue 03/06/07 06:19 PM
you know all guys r not bad you ladies just have to find the good one
thats out here but thats crazy

cheeryo2000's photo
Tue 03/06/07 06:58 PM
I know all guys aren't crazy, strange and bad. That would be like
stereotyping all women, which isn't right, either. I just need to find
one decent, good one!

wanttachat's photo
Tue 03/06/07 07:50 PM
I met a guy online he did not have a picture posted he also said he was
5'9" and I would not be disappointed. He seemed nice chatted for 2
weeks. I met him for coffee and since I didn't know what he looked like
I had to wait for him to find me. Well he was about 5'4" rotted teeth
and sounded like he was drunk. Told me all about his "F***king wife" and
all his aches and pains. He didn't ask me anything except what car I
drove. I lasted about an hour before I said I needed to go. He walked me
out to my car and tried to kiss me. Cripes! I dodged and left. He
emailed me about seeing me again. I wrote back I felt there was no
chemistry and leave it as that. Now I don't want to talk to people
without pics. oh well.

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