Greetings!

Well, I've always been busy having at least 2 jobs at once, if not more.
In my extra time (evenings and weekends)- I threw Electronic music
events as a promoter... doing solo projects and collaborated with other
promoters for events.

THAT part the above is true! :)

I threw a party called "The Emotions Party" once. I asked people to
dress up for the party with whatever emotion they thought of for the
night.

One girl came all dressed up in yellow. She was "Friendship".
Another girl came dressed up in green. She was "Envy".
A guy showed up and he was all in blue. Of course, he as "Sad".
Another guy came and he was in red. He was definitely "Mad".
One dude showed up in grey. He was "Moody".

I thought I might surprise everyone by throwing them for a loop. So, I
decided to do something different:

I attached a HUGE-ASS pear to the front of my crotch. What was I?

"****ing Dispair"