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Topic: walmart greeter!!!!
awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Thu 07/10/08 02:56 PM
a lady goes into walmart, yelling at her two kids. one is 5 the other 12. the greeter says to her "what lovely twins you have!!" to which she replies" they're not twins!!!! cant you see the difference?" Yeah, but for the life of me I didnt think anyone would sleep with you twice!!! have a nice day!!!

1956deluxe Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 8559	Thu 07/10/08 02:57 PM


Cinderella75 Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 10049	Thu 07/10/08 02:58 PM
Yea Walmart greeter I'd like that job..what a easy way to make a livin..lol

writer_gurl Joined Sat 03/01/08 Posts: 7673	Thu 07/10/08 03:01 PM
OMG!!Hilarious

somewhatshy2 Joined Sat 03/29/08 Posts: 1758	Thu 07/10/08 03:02 PM


radiance Joined Sat 08/04/07 Posts: 127	Thu 07/10/08 04:00 PM


PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Thu 07/10/08 04:07 PM
Welcome to walmart, get your sh!t & get out!! (Jeff Dunham)

dae11x Joined Thu 10/25/07 Posts: 1554	Thu 07/10/08 04:08 PM


flame1cutie Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 7307	Thu 07/10/08 04:09 PM


Jamesdei07 Joined Tue 05/13/08 Posts: 571	Thu 07/10/08 04:16 PM
i think the qualifications for that job is breathing

italio69 Joined Tue 03/11/08 Posts: 2247	Thu 07/10/08 04:16 PM


CleanBathroom Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5544	Thu 07/10/08 04:19 PM
I'm a greeter at the free clinic. Anyone wanna' make out? BTW, here's something you'll NEVER hear: "Let me take a quick shower before we head to Wal-Mart."

MsCarmen Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 6282	Thu 07/10/08 04:24 PM
I'm a greeter at the free clinic. Anyone wanna' make out? BTW, here's something you'll NEVER hear: "Let me take a quick shower before we head to Wal-Mart." OMG that is so true, or what about the people that come in still in their pajamas and slippers??

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Thu 07/10/08 04:29 PM
hey CB Hi carmen

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