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I get the usual spam email saying I've won the trillion dollars in the UK lottery, or the breast enlargements or even the ones about a gift card to Target, Walmart etc.
But today I got one that I never thought I'd see. It said I just won a John Deere riding lawn mower. I would have never guessed I get something like that. I deleted the email, but now that I think about it, I should have gotten the mower and gave it to my landlord in exchange for rent. He's been looking to buy a new one. |
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hehehe
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All I ever get is the e-mails for PENIS ENLARGEMENT.
I certainly don't need that! |
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I get the usual spam email saying I've won the trillion dollars in the UK lottery, or the breast enlargements or even the ones about a gift card to Target, Walmart etc. But today I got one that I never thought I'd see. It said I just won a John Deere riding lawn mower. I would have never guessed I get something like that. I deleted the email, but now that I think about it, I should have gotten the mower and gave it to my landlord in exchange for rent. He's been looking to buy a new one. Can you recover that email? I'll give you $200 Cash for The mower........ + I'll pay shipping from you to me |
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I get the usual spam email saying I've won the trillion dollars in the UK lottery, or the breast enlargements or even the ones about a gift card to Target, Walmart etc. But today I got one that I never thought I'd see. It said I just won a John Deere riding lawn mower. I would have never guessed I get something like that. I deleted the email, but now that I think about it, I should have gotten the mower and gave it to my landlord in exchange for rent. He's been looking to buy a new one. Can you recover that email? I'll give you $200 Cash for The mower........ + I'll pay shipping from you to me |
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I get the usual spam email saying I've won the trillion dollars in the UK lottery, or the breast enlargements or even the ones about a gift card to Target, Walmart etc. But today I got one that I never thought I'd see. It said I just won a John Deere riding lawn mower. I would have never guessed I get something like that. I deleted the email, but now that I think about it, I should have gotten the mower and gave it to my landlord in exchange for rent. He's been looking to buy a new one. Interesting. I used to get multiple e-mails a day, every day, of Viagra offers |
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All I ever get is the e-mails for PENIS ENLARGEMENT. I certainly don't need that! [/qu ote] |
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Could I come mow your lawn???
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All I ever get is the e-mails for PENIS ENLARGEMENT. I certainly don't need that! funnier??? is that I get those emails too!!!! |
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Could I come mow your lawn??? Sorry, already been trimmed. |
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Could I come mow your lawn??? Sorry, already been trimmed. |
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I keep getting these XXX rated emails from men & women spooky to me,I don't even want that kind of attention ,Its very graphic ,I opened only one to see if I could opt out,wouldn't ya know I can't ... oh-well just delete..
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Why am I always getting ads for penis enlargements and viagra? I thought about writing to tell them I'm not a dude, but at such reasonable prices wonder if they'd make good Christmas gifts.
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Why am I always getting ads for penis enlargements and viagra? I thought about writing to tell them I'm not a dude, but at such reasonable prices wonder if they'd make good Christmas gifts. |
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