A women goes to her boyfriends parents' house for dinner.
This is her first time meeting the family and she is really quite
nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is begging to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself abit and lets
out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even
had a chance to be embarrassed.
Her boyfriends father looked over at the dog, who had been resting under
the womens chair and said in a stern voice "SKIPPY!"
The women thought, "This is great!" a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time she didn't hesitate
She let a much louder and longer
rrrrrripp
The father again looked at the dog and yelled "DAMIT SKIPPY!!"
Once again the women smiled and thought "YES!"
A few minutes later she didn't even think about it.
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again the father yells at the dog "DAMIT SKIPPY, GET AWAY FROM HER,
BEFORE SHE ****S ON YOU!"

lol thats too funny

roflmao

she should of kept it dainty and snuck outside for a
smoke

too funny

i must say ...thats hilarious

That was good lol