MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up,Will Power helps me get out of bed then I go to see John .

Then Charlie Horse comes along,& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long,
so he takes me from joint to joint

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad
to go to bed With Ben Gay.

What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with
Al Zymer and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or
JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.


NOW REMEMBER:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'Count your blessings!!!!!!!

Don't forget the ever flexible and pleasing BOB.....lol.