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Topic: To early to fight
MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 07/08/08 03:30 AM
So this morning I am sleeping soundly when all of a sudden a noise awoke me. I opened one eye and there it was, right by the night stand......my damn ALARM CLOCK! I reached over and slapped it and it shut up so I went back to sleep. 10 minutes later it decided to wake me up again! I slapped it again but this time it wouldn't shut up..... BEEP BEEP BEEP and on and on. I jumped out of bed and body slammed the damn thing. I think it's dead or at minimum it's brain dead and it will never speak again. I have to stop at Wal-Mart on my way home for a new damn clock. 4:30 in the morning is just to damn early to wake up or fight!

Good morning my friends!

Nursekimmie09's photo
Tue 07/08/08 03:31 AM
Some of us haven't been to sleep lol bigsmile

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 07/08/08 03:32 AM

Some of us haven't been to sleep lol bigsmile


well if your not planning on sleeping...ya wanna buy a cheap alarm clock? laugh

sugarbunsss's photo
Tue 07/08/08 03:33 AM
i haven't slept yet but I'm going to try it again here shortly LOL

Kleisto's photo
Tue 07/08/08 03:36 AM

Some of us haven't been to sleep lol bigsmile


Shhhhhhhh that's our little secret.......:tongue: :wink:

Nursekimmie09's photo
Tue 07/08/08 03:38 AM
My bad my bad
Im going now :]

Sexyklp4U's photo
Tue 07/08/08 03:54 AM

So this morning I am sleeping soundly when all of a sudden a noise awoke me. I opened one eye and there it was, right by the night stand......my damn ALARM CLOCK! I reached over and slapped it and it shut up so I went back to sleep. 10 minutes later it decided to wake me up again! I slapped it again but this time it wouldn't shut up..... BEEP BEEP BEEP and on and on. I jumped out of bed and body slammed the damn thing. I think it's dead or at minimum it's brain dead and it will never speak again. I have to stop at Wal-Mart on my way home for a new damn clock. 4:30 in the morning is just to damn early to wake up or fight!

Good morning my friends!




:angry: grumble noway laugh laugh laugh I hate alarm clocks myself..LOL, especially when u didnt sleep worth a **** the nite b4yawn yawn rant laugh

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:00 AM


So this morning I am sleeping soundly when all of a sudden a noise awoke me. I opened one eye and there it was, right by the night stand......my damn ALARM CLOCK! I reached over and slapped it and it shut up so I went back to sleep. 10 minutes later it decided to wake me up again! I slapped it again but this time it wouldn't shut up..... BEEP BEEP BEEP and on and on. I jumped out of bed and body slammed the damn thing. I think it's dead or at minimum it's brain dead and it will never speak again. I have to stop at Wal-Mart on my way home for a new damn clock. 4:30 in the morning is just to damn early to wake up or fight!

Good morning my friends!




:angry: grumble noway laugh laugh laugh I hate alarm clocks myself..LOL, especially when u didnt sleep worth a **** the nite b4yawn yawn rant laugh


I am going to buy a shirt and have a picture of an alarm clock and a circle with a line drawn across the circle.

boneyjoe's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:02 AM
excitment will keep you awake

Fade2Black's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:03 AM

So this morning I am sleeping soundly when all of a sudden a noise awoke me. I opened one eye and there it was, right by the night stand......my damn ALARM CLOCK! I reached over and slapped it and it shut up so I went back to sleep. 10 minutes later it decided to wake me up again! I slapped it again but this time it wouldn't shut up..... BEEP BEEP BEEP and on and on. I jumped out of bed and body slammed the damn thing. I think it's dead or at minimum it's brain dead and it will never speak again. I have to stop at Wal-Mart on my way home for a new damn clock. 4:30 in the morning is just to damn early to wake up or fight!

Good morning my friends!


noway :cry: Poor little alarm clock. What'd it ever do to you? It was just doin what you MADE it do! frustrated sad sad sad

wildsideof35's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:03 AM
I hate alarm clocks.....I broke all of mine beating the sh** out of them when they would go off...oh well no more waking me up for no good reason...have a good one everybody!!!:banana: :banana:

Sexyklp4U's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:09 AM

I hate alarm clocks.....I broke all of mine beating the sh** out of them when they would go off...oh well no more waking me up for no good reason...have a good one everybody!!!:banana: :banana:



laugh laugh (wildside)..so funny..
u have a great day tooflowerforyou drinker

Sexyklp4U's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:10 AM



So this morning I am sleeping soundly when all of a sudden a noise awoke me. I opened one eye and there it was, right by the night stand......my damn ALARM CLOCK! I reached over and slapped it and it shut up so I went back to sleep. 10 minutes later it decided to wake me up again! I slapped it again but this time it wouldn't shut up..... BEEP BEEP BEEP and on and on. I jumped out of bed and body slammed the damn thing. I think it's dead or at minimum it's brain dead and it will never speak again. I have to stop at Wal-Mart on my way home for a new damn clock. 4:30 in the morning is just to damn early to wake up or fight!

Good morning my friends!


laugh there ya go!!!



:angry: grumble noway laugh laugh laugh I hate alarm clocks myself..LOL, especially when u didnt sleep worth a **** the nite b4yawn yawn rant laugh


I am going to buy a shirt and have a picture of an alarm clock and a circle with a line drawn across the circle.

silverstar's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:16 AM
Good Morning everybody, I don't need one :) I get up about 5am to 5:30 so I haven't used one for a long time

somewhatshy2's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:28 AM
am I the only one here that doesn't even use a clock....I have not had one in 10 years....my internal one goes off by itself every morning even if it doesn't need to....I'll send ya mine...bigsmile

auburngirl's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:30 AM
Morning MBD flowerforyou

DTHRomeo's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:33 AM
Someone should make ones that fight back , ones that won't take the abuse laugh laugh laugh

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:38 AM

Morning MBD flowerforyou


(((auburngirl)) flowerforyou

auburngirl's photo
Tue 07/08/08 04:40 AM
You keeping an eye on Hurricane Bertha, MBD? Suppose to hit The Bahamas but they still say it "shouldn't" hit the U.S.

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 07/08/08 05:18 AM

You keeping an eye on Hurricane Bertha, MBD? Suppose to hit The Bahamas but they still say it "shouldn't" hit the U.S.


yepper I'm watchin it. Should know more about it by Friday but all models show it turning out to sea.

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