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You can't come back to my place...because...insert excuse here
I was watching cheaters...and thats how it went down ![]() |
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not give a home phone number
never introduce me to friends never go to real public places |
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Steal all my prozac popsicles
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![]() ![]() I killed my ex because he looked at me funny.... |
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Steal all my prozac popsicles ![]() Lol...prozac good ![]() |
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"I've never been in love before"
Anything dealing with astrology either Chinese or Western. "I've never gotten over _________________" <---Insert last person they loved. |
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![]() ![]() she referred in her conversation "My ex FB.........whatever" What she meant to say was "My ex BF.........whatever" It was not so much getting out of relationship because there was none but I was thinking in getting there now I don't |
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![]() ![]() So, do you have a life insurance policy that covers accidental death? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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When someone is so arrogant they would rather stare in the mirror than give you the time of day. From my experience, most people like that end up being a narcissist. It's quite eerie really..
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![]() ![]() "I bet mine's bigger than yours." |
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When someone is so arrogant they would rather stare in the mirror than give you the time of day. From my experience, most people like that end up being a narcissist. It's quite eerie really.. ![]() |
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When someone is so arrogant they would rather stare in the mirror than give you the time of day. From my experience, most people like that end up being a narcissist. It's quite eerie really.. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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"I need to go to the Doctor today, I have this really bad itch and irritation I need to get checked out"
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![]() ![]() "I bet mine's bigger than yours." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
Amathyst2
on
Tue 07/08/08 01:17 AM
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If she has an adams apple you better run!
If her hands are bigger than yours, you better flee.. If there's an unsettling bulge in her pants you better take off before she sets willy free! ![]() |
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Shut up!
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If she has an adams apple you better run! If her hands are bigger than yours, you better flee.. If there's an unsettling bulge in her pants you better take off before she sets willy free! ![]() |
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