I went drag racing this past weekend.and after the shootouts were over we were sittin around the campfire drinkin a beer.
this lady was sayin you could tell how good a guy was in bed by the way he unlocks the door.
" if a guy shoves his key in and opens the door hard,then he's a rough lover and not for me ,the second thing is if he fumbles with his keys he's prolly inexperienced,and wouldnt be much fun."
then she asked us "how do you guys open the door??"

my buddy smiled and says" the first thing I do is lick the lock"

I went drag racing this past weekend.and after the shootouts were over we were sittin around the campfire drinkin a beer.
this lady was sayin you could tell how good a guy was in bed by the way he unlocks the door.
" if a guy shoves his key in and opens the door hard,then he's a rough lover and not for me ,the second thing is if he fumbles with his keys he's prolly inexperienced,and wouldnt be much fun."
then she asked us "how do you guys open the door??"

my buddy smiled and says" the first thing I do is lick the lock"

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anytime

you rock

TY!!!
how was your weekend???
do anyone......errr ahh thing
exciting

no stayed home (rained here all weekend long) - what did you do???? let me live vicariously through you...

took the kids to a community picnic, on the 4th(games ,fireworks, etc)
saturday mornin they went back to their moms. so I went racing.....had alot of fun, ran to fast
though......so early elimination and one car we broke a rod.
sat around the campfire......then we had a demo derby with golf carts in the dark......that was pretty crazy......only one guy got hurt