Do you dance like Carlton on the fresh prince

Mr. Bones, you are TOO HOT!!!

it is kinda warm out today,,,,,,,but i still wanna go riding,,,,,ya wanna come with me

that is exactly why i date older women..they have less hang ups

AHHHHAHHAHHHAAHHAA!!!!!!!

I like doing the "rodent crack" dancemove. I worked hard on it like all my other moves- "the watersprinkler"- and the "welfare check grocery cart"- and the "wendys mashed potato with sour cream and chives and bacon bits". Just not as popular as my michael jackson "moonwalk with gum on one sole and dogcrap on the other"

I dont know about that, I know some women that are my age that love to play games with men and they are not nice about it, but I hope you do find what you are looking for.

whats not to like? this guy doesn't seem like a rodent or on crack. aside from the Dallas Cowboy thing... I'd dance with him...

Darn Tootin' old man!!! You are the bomb!!

I would too.

But you should really see my "methmom out of junk" dancemove. Its becoming quite the craze. Its like small rodent on crack with the anticipatory jumping and gyrating. But it has paranoia headsnaps to look over your shoulder and ends with picking imaginary scabs on my arms. Its awesome.

........I learned it from whitney houston!

thanx youn gurl

AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

My most unpopular dancemove I do is the "tom cruise". Which basically is jumping up and down on a couch in front of a large black woman. Kindof dorky. But I perfected it.

your topic title says it all...why do 'girls'...

So in reality my freind you need to learn some moves. Start by putting on some chubby checker and doing "the twist" and the "mashed potato" and the "alligator". Build up your abilities. We do not want you to get ahead of yourself and getting injured by putting on some james brown or morris day and the time too early. Even I had to start somewhere. It didn't happen overnight with me. I was a late bloomer. It took forever to learn to headbang. But with metallica I finally got it down correctly. I can even pump the air with my fist! I take great pride in my dancing education.

somethings are better left behind closed doors.

JK friend

Soon you also will be doing the "robot chicken" and the "paula abdul slide headsnap" and the most popular new dance craze; the "nasty anal sex dry hump booty call". Its awesome. I'm seeing it on dancefloors of all the posh hottest velvet rope clubs in the country. But you want to practice it with a partner first. Remember we don't want you to get injured. Its an easy to learn dancemove. I found if you get a partner and practice it naked a few times it becomes much easier to do when the time comes to do it with clothes on. Its all in the practice.

........the "carlton" is so like early 90s. The only time we do the "carlton" now is when we want to screw up the hardcore dancers trying to bust a new move. You get 4 or 5 people doing the "carlton" and it throws off everyones step and timing. Its like doing the "swim" and the "alligator" or the "mockarena" in the middle of a group of mindless backwards rednecks doing nazi lockstep country music line dancing. It really screws them up. They're distracted too easily. You need pure concentration and dedication to club dance and look professional.