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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 94
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Tue 07/08/08 11:32 AM
I believe in being green!~!!!sick laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 07/08/08 11:35 AM
dear diary......nobody showered me yet!!! or did my hair or even dressed me yet!!! How am I going to do all that I want to do?????noway

I cant stop thinking about steak......I need meat!!!laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 07/08/08 11:36 AM
I may even take a picture of it......noway

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Tue 07/08/08 11:36 AM
I'm booking a flight now.bigsmile

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Tue 07/08/08 11:40 AM
PURPLEflowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou my friend.... how are you better ???... someone said you looked GREEN ?? noway laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 07/08/08 11:40 AM
I need fruit and fruit juice .... somebody gonna come an give me a ride to the grocery store??

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Tue 07/08/08 11:41 AM

PURPLEflowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou my friend.... how are you better ???... someone said you looked GREEN ?? noway laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


laugh sick ya I'm still green , a little better , relieved to know whats wrong but its pretty hard to empty my brain of bad things

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Tue 07/08/08 11:41 AM

I'm booking a flight now.bigsmile
but are you good with doing my hair???? I had a male friend who I worked with and was roommates with when we were hairstylists and he couldnt curl my hair worth sh*t!!!noway

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Tue 07/08/08 11:42 AM

I need fruit and fruit juice .... somebody gonna come an give me a ride to the grocery store??
stay away from fruit and juice.....too much acid. Start off with crackers and work your way up...

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Tue 07/08/08 11:43 AM


I'm booking a flight now.bigsmile
but are you good with doing my hair???? I had a male friend who I worked with and was roommates with when we were hairstylists and he couldnt curl my hair worth sh*t!!!noway

Look at my pic-do I look like I know hair? I would learn for you though.blushing

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Tue 07/08/08 11:44 AM
wow.........this is too easy!!!noway laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 07/08/08 11:46 AM
and all I have to do is walk around in my bathing suit all day!!!laugh noway laugh

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Tue 07/08/08 11:47 AM
bigsmile

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Tue 07/08/08 11:49 AM
and then what happens if I accidently gain 400 lbs????noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 07/08/08 11:51 AM

and then what happens if I accidently gain 400 lbs????noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

That's why I've made sure you have a great personality. 400lbs wouldn't matter.

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Tue 07/08/08 11:53 AM
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa right!!!noway laugh noway laugh

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Tue 07/08/08 11:55 AM
purple......when you come here Im going to take you to T Bones....its a huge meat store where they have the best meat.....its already marinated.....cuts like butta!!!bigsmile drinker ohhhhhhhhhh and huge stuffed mushroom caps with cream cheese and crab......mmmmmmmmmm omggggggggggggggggggggg I want that now!!!bigsmile

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Tue 07/08/08 12:00 PM
dear diary......I hate it when the maid quits!!!explode laugh laugh laugh laugh

Ok 1 more tea and you are not talking at me anymore!!! No NO NONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 07/08/08 12:00 PM


PURPLEflowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou my friend.... how are you better ???... someone said you looked GREEN ?? noway laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


laugh sick ya I'm still green , a little better , relieved to know whats wrong but its pretty hard to empty my brain of bad things


WEll I am glad at least that there is a solution for you .... of course being males we have no trouble emptying our brains of bad things .. its called SHORT ATTENTION span syndrome ... or SASSY for short rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Tue 07/08/08 12:01 PM

dear diary......I hate it when the maid quits!!!explode laugh laugh laugh laugh

Ok 1 more tea and you are not talking at me anymore!!! No NO NONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh


Hey ... we do not use the word "H" here .. frustrated frustrated :angel: rofl rofl rofl rofl

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