Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 94 | |
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going to work today.....no really!
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I thought everyone was OUT of the office and you were the "one man show " ?
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Dear diary......you should shower me and wash my hair and dress me and get my azzzzzzzzz out the door so I can do everything that Im supposed to do. Also you should clean my house because its a mess and oh do my laundry......
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Dear diary......you should shower me and wash my hair and dress me and get my azzzzzzzzz out the door so I can do everything that Im supposed to do. Also you should clean my house because its a mess and oh do my laundry...... I'm good at washing backs and fronts. |
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yes but who is going to wash my blankets and sheets???? Im tired of waking up to cat hair coloured blankets!!!
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yes but who is going to wash my blankets and sheets???? Im tired of waking up to cat hair coloured blankets!!! I do laundry,cook,clean,sponge baths. |
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yes but who is going to wash my blankets and sheets???? Im tired of waking up to cat hair coloured blankets!!! I do laundry,cook,clean,sponge baths. |
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yes but who is going to wash my blankets and sheets???? Im tired of waking up to cat hair coloured blankets!!! I do laundry,cook,clean,sponge baths. I'm innocent of all wrong doing. |
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Dear diary........remind me to buy SUGAR!!!!
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yes but who is going to wash my blankets and sheets???? Im tired of waking up to cat hair coloured blankets!!! I do laundry,cook,clean,sponge baths. I'm innocent of all wrong doing. |
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yes but who is going to wash my blankets and sheets???? Im tired of waking up to cat hair coloured blankets!!! I do laundry,cook,clean,sponge baths. I'm innocent of all wrong doing. I don't mind as long as they're as hot as you. |
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Dear diary.........flattery will get you EVERYWHERE!!!
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Dear diary........I can sew also.
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Dear diary........I can sew also. |
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Yes. I made a shirt once.
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Yes. I made a shirt once. |
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Yes. I made a shirt once. Actually in home ec I made a soccer ball and a teddy bear. The shirt I made because it was cheaper to buy Boston Red Sox material then to buy a shirt. |
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Dear diary.....I just realized Im not good at ANYTHING!~!!!
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Dear diary.....I just realized Im not good at ANYTHING!~!!! You're awesome at taking pictures of your butt. |
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Dear diary.....I just realized Im not good at ANYTHING!~!!! You're awesome at taking pictures of your butt. |
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