Random_Stranger is limited in stock. However, I believe the employees of Men "R" Us can make an exception.

(Off the Record) I am terribly sorry that this did happen to you. I love the details you have displayed for us. This is an absolute horror story and you seem way too intelligent for that.

I love this...I too am sorry that she had to go through that...

I am using the situation for laughs. Here's what one of my other friends said about it: I'm speechless! That's an incredible amount of info for a first date, and how noble of him to flex his knowledge about laws to a paralegal. His brother Jimmy is a cross dresser they call Jamie, but Bob is the crazy one? His mom has a GPS on his car, but again, Bob is the crazy one. He doesn't need a cell phone, or watch, because he has a sun dial for a brain...do I need to mention Bob? He's mechanically inclined, for everything except the AC in his car. Damn me for not wearing my glasses continually as a kid, I wouldn't need them now. Oh, and who the **** is Ed?

I'm almost sorry I'm making you guys read through it all. But I figured if I had to sit there and LISTEN to it, y'all could suffer for 30 seconds or so.

Hey, can I have his email? I have someone I want to forward it to...!!! Payback time!!

Random, you are a credit to your sex, young man


and this is not suffering, this was a hoot, even the second time around!!

I was hoping maybe the drinks would loosen him up a bit and he wouldn't be so shy.

an how long did you haft to go with out having a beer?????

I'm going to integrate this into my screenplay. I'll share the profits if it ever gets picked up.

Thank you so much for that very nice compliment. I dunno else to say to that other than I am pleased to hear you think that of me.


And I also agree, this was funny (Unfortunately at your expense dae) and sad but I can picture the whole tihng. You and I would be able to write some legendary comedic films I bet.

I dont mind a couple beers as I will have them myself...Just cant deal with alcoholics. That is how I ended up almost dead, so I am a bit skiddish about it.

At the bar listening to the diatribe? I believe it was something like 94 minutes 35 seconds.

You are a better woman than I...I'd have lasted maybe
14 minutes and 35 seconds!
At what point in the 94 minutes was the other thing? Single digit numbers???

Five minutes at the most.

wow, that's kinda perverted...

DANG...this is why I think it is now ot do the long distance thang...cos I have had the opportunity to get to know Peccy for 5 months before actually meeting him...I don't expect such and uncomfortbale scenario.

But, you just keep on trying...you just run across a loser..better luck next time.

what if peccy shows up with a case of natural light and spends the whole night asking you mildly inane questions?

Well, Angel, I hope you have better luck with Peccy than I did with this guy (and I'm sure you will)!

I had talked and emailed with this guy for probably a month and a half before we met, and he seemed pretty cool and really nice (almost too nice I used to think).

At least she'll be included in the conversation!!!

You know what I mean - to shut him up.