OMG

Best headliners sent to me personally either want to do something to me, cause me harm, or insult me. But I ask for it.

wow you have allot of fan mail huh??
and to think i fell bad about things like
How are you doing?
or the 7 million ways to say hi

you think its funny??

I like being called old, creepy, and ugly unsolicited by women in their 20s. Because the more they talk, the more their 8th grade education shines through. The way some of them talk about themselves you are led to think they are the center of the universe and they have a gold plated vagina. Big difference between a goddess complex with a surrealistic vanity and the plain truth........especially when they are busy stroking their egos on here and are misspelling simple words. I find that amusing.

just ignore them

that's idiotic. you don't say anything that radical that i've ever seen, and you don't bully people on here, you have some great witty answers, but nothing that i would think that warrants that kind of behavior. usually they're being ludacris to begin with. you're just pointing it out.

the pediphile part is never funny..... but the fact that he ran out of small wenis jokes is hilarious!!!!

Thank you dark owl. That's much appreciated. I guess some don't realize that 99% of the time I'm trying to put humor into subject matter. They just don't get that I'm joking around.

yes i agree.

And I hope you join us at sturgis darkowl for our just say hi one hour meet n greet. I will buy you a refreshing beverage.

Looking for you Rich girl,lady,woman - Looks not important


IS HEAD THA NEW KISS?


are theyre any guys who like to hump thier beds - part 2

But as for awful subject lines I've had a few that got some laughs. "buttlickers unite!" got some giggles. And of course my flattulence threads are always good for a few tasteless potty humor chuckles. Don't care what you think, Pppppffffffttttt!!!! Makes people grin.

My favourite Email subject line so far? Hmm ... toss up between "Hello Angel" (uh - yeah) and "Yeller" (?!). Not much I haven't seen

oh ya .. so friggin personal

you know if a guy calls me 'sexy' bout 10 emails in and STILL does not use my name I call him on it.

If he doesn't KNOW my name, he goes in the big cyber wastebasket in the sky ....

I think it's horrible, becuz that pig has infected our society of precious children .. sad thing is castrating him won't help .. it's in the MIND not the MATTER

i totally agree.

how about the austin powers "hey there groovy chick"

hey there idwacb hope you good today