i want to be stuffed and placed in the closet. just incase i ever get the chance to come out of the closet. that kinda sounds like im gay or something. just stuff me and put me anywhere

lol. i have told my kids i want to be stuffed too, my son said he would use me for a coat rack,lol

that could be fun

how about a jar of pickles ?

i'll bring a pickle to your funeral,


Is that kosher ?!?!

I want to be cremated and everyone I love has to snort me! lol

(stole that from a show i like)hehe

yes it is

Any parts ya want OVER stuffed...just for the record

I don't care what you do to my corpse, I just want an all you can eat Buffet for the people at my wake.

Just because I'm dead, that doesn't mean they should be hungry.

no, i think im good. but thank you

My grandmother was cremated and put in diffrent jars to be spread around the world and in France someone pickpocketed her. I want to die and have a story like that to tell.

When I die I want the headstone to read: " The Shell Is Here But The Nut Is Gone"

At my wake, I want it open casket. Instead of being paced laying down, I want to be sitting upright in my coffin with one of my arms resting on the casket's sides at the elbow. I want the morticians to put little, timed electrical motors into one that one elbow and one eyelid.

That way as people come up to my casket to pay their last respects, I can wink and wave goodbye to them!

Oh yeah, for burial I want a pyramid constructed...

GOOD to know that you're good to go

Always promised that I would have the ex stuffed...in his favorite pose...the one I will always see most clearly in my mind.

Sitting, usually on the couch...always next to me, with a peculiar grimace on his face, mouth twisted to the side leaning slightly forward, with one leg raised just enough to see a bit of one cheek of his butt and his hands clenched tightly.

Yes, that pose ...struck just as he is about to release the deadliest of gases!

It remains my most vivid recollection of him ...

My Mom wants to be creamted and put into little glass heart shaped lockets on chains for the 6 of us to carry with us at all times, ummmmm.....she could be lost at sea, fall into a toilet, and how do you tell someone that compliments your pendant that it's your mommy?