Topic: Lil Jonny & politics!
KAL's photo
Fri 03/02/07 06:58 AM
Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says,
"Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the
family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the
money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your
needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The
Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go
think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room
only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to
his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes
to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the
peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes
back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working
Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep ****."

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 03/02/07 07:15 AM
OMG, THAT WAS TOO CUTE LOL
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slowtogetit's photo
Fri 03/02/07 07:20 AM
oh how true.....LMAO

newguy's photo
Fri 03/02/07 07:31 AM
That describes it all so nicely!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
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sphere's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:14 AM
very funny good stuff

kojack's photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:35 AM
So true...

no photo
Fri 03/02/07 08:36 AM
laugh laugh too funny!!!!!