YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN THIS, BUT A LOT OF NON-LIVING OBJECTS ARE
ACTUALLY EITHER MALE OR FEMALE.

HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES:

1. FREEZER BAGS: THEY ARE MALE, BECAUSE THEY HOLD EVERYTHING IN, BUT
YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH THEM

2. PHOTOCOPIERS: THESE ARE FEMALE, BECAUSE ONCE TURNED OFF; IT TAKES A
WHILE TO WARM THEM UP. THEY ARE AN EFFRCTIVE REPRODUCTIVE DEVICE IF THE
RIGHT BUTTONS ARE PUSHED, BUT CAN ALSO WREAK HAVOC IF YOU PUSH THE WRONG
BUTTONS.

3. TIRES: THESE ARE MALE, BEACUSE THEY ARE OFTEN OVER INFLATED


4. HOT AIR BALLOONS: ALSO A MALE OBJECT, BECAUSE TO GET THEM TO GO
ANYWHERE, YOU HAVE TO LIGHT A FIRE UNDER THEIR BUTT.

5. SPONGES: THESE ARE FEMALE, BECAUSE THEY ARE SOFT, SQUEEZABLE, AND
RETAIN WATER.

6. WEB PAGES: THESE ARE FEMALE, BECAUSE THEY'RE CONSTANTLY BEING LOOKED
AT, AND FREQUENTLY GETTING HIT ON.

7. TRAINS: DEFINITELY MALE, BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS USE THE SAME OLD LINES
FOR PICKING UP PEOPLE.

8. EGG TIMERS: THESE ARE FEMALE, BECAUSE OVER TIME, ALL THE WEIGHT
SHIFTS TO THE BOTTOM.

9. HAMMERS: MALE, BECAUSE IN THE LAST 5000 YEARS, THEY'VE HARDLY
CHANGED AT ALL, AND ARE OCCASIONALLY HANDY TO HAVE AROUND.

AND LAST, BUT NO LEAST.......

10. THE REMOTE CONTROL: THESE ARE " FEMALE ". HA! YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE MALE, BUT CONSIDER THIS: IT EASILY GIVES A MAN PLEASURE,
HE'D BE LOST WITHOUT IT, AND WHILE HE DOESN'T ALWAYS KNOW WHICH BUTTONS
TO PUSH, HE JUST KEEPS TRYING.

LMAO@tigerman, now that is good.

that had to be one of the coolest things ive ever heard

That was too good lmao

That was just too funny.
I loved it.

PMS

Enjoyed that one tiger, thanks for the smile!

Like that!!

hey tiger really like that and how right u are.