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Topic: Dorky Intros
notboring111's photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:06 PM
Ok gals, let's hear some dorky opening lines guys have sent you.

Moondark's photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:07 PM
Boobies!!!!!!

izzie's photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:08 PM
what books do you read? do you read them naked??

ledi180's photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:08 PM
Wanna have sex with a married man?noway

Topsykretts's photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:09 PM
'so, whatcha wearin' tonite'

myanimalcracker's photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:09 PM
9 times out of 10:

What's your favorite animal cracker? (or some variation)

grumble

duckiegiggles's photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:10 PM
"you wanna share my herpies?"

30andbored's photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:11 PM

9 times out of 10:

What's your favorite animal cracker? (or some variation)

grumble

ha ha guys really say that ;P just kidding

Ambivert's photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:11 PM

Boobies!!!!!!
Works for Merofl

myanimalcracker's photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:12 PM


9 times out of 10:

What's your favorite animal cracker? (or some variation)

grumble

ha ha guys really say that ;P just kidding


You waited a few days, though...captain obvious :wink:

Teresa1901's photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:14 PM
It would have to be....ok girls lets hear some of the dorky opening lines guys have sent you....lol

Moondark's photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:16 PM


Boobies!!!!!!
Works for Merofl


Yes, but he couldn't stop saying it for 5 minutes. And that was all he would say.

It didn't make a good impression.

nuenjins's photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:16 PM
Edited by nuenjins on Fri 06/27/08 05:17 PM
Women are just as bad these days.

"your hot" is supposed to make me interested?laugh




Neeeext!!

no photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:17 PM
blushing I'm to shy 2 speak of them in publiclaugh drinker

laurie613's photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:17 PM
this happened to a friend of mine, "I could run naked through your pasture anytime!"

stardust50's photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:19 PM
So your older do you like sex?

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA smokin

30andbored's photo
Fri 06/27/08 05:20 PM
wtf . . I would have rather stuck with the boobies that naked thru pasture

notboring111's photo
Sun 06/29/08 09:25 PM

It would have to be....ok girls lets hear some of the dorky opening lines guys have sent you....lol

Now that is funny ROFLAMAOlaugh laugh laugh

no photo
Sun 06/29/08 09:30 PM
Love your shoes! You have nice breasts too, but love your shoes!

no photo
Sun 06/29/08 09:31 PM

Ok gals, let's hear some dorky opening lines guys have sent you.


I love you!
Will you marry me?

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