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Ok gals, let's hear some dorky opening lines guys have sent you.
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Boobies!!!!!!
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what books do you read? do you read them naked??
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Wanna have sex with a married man?
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'so, whatcha wearin' tonite'
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9 times out of 10:
What's your favorite animal cracker? (or some variation) |
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"you wanna share my herpies?"
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9 times out of 10: What's your favorite animal cracker? (or some variation) ha ha guys really say that ;P just kidding |
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Boobies!!!!!! |
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9 times out of 10: What's your favorite animal cracker? (or some variation) ha ha guys really say that ;P just kidding You waited a few days, though...captain obvious |
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It would have to be....ok girls lets hear some of the dorky opening lines guys have sent you....lol
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Boobies!!!!!! Yes, but he couldn't stop saying it for 5 minutes. And that was all he would say. It didn't make a good impression. |
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Edited by
nuenjins
on
Fri 06/27/08 05:17 PM
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Women are just as bad these days.
"your hot" is supposed to make me interested? Neeeext!! |
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I'm to shy 2 speak of them in public
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this happened to a friend of mine, "I could run naked through your pasture anytime!"
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So your older do you like sex?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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wtf . . I would have rather stuck with the boobies that naked thru pasture
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It would have to be....ok girls lets hear some of the dorky opening lines guys have sent you....lol Now that is funny ROFLAMAO |
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Love your shoes! You have nice breasts too, but love your shoes!
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Ok gals, let's hear some dorky opening lines guys have sent you. I love you! Will you marry me? |
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