I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then..........

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then.............

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

Wow!! I get to be promiscuous next time??? Coool!!

Well, after all, the responsibility and consequence part of your life is all behind you!

Where do I sign up 4 this plan?In the infamous words of V.Diesel"Iit!

I love Carlin's humor. comedy died with him.