Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he
said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has
everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So,
I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate
that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it.
She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that.

The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did
it turn out?"

"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and
ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."

OOOOOH HAhaha .....

I LIked it ,I Realy did....

LMAO...that's great!

OUCH!!!-LMAO

GOOD ONE ;;