John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding
headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the
preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife
put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as
I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass
of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors
and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him!" said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday.

Good one.....

OMG THAT WAS GOOD

ohhhhhhhhhhhh, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, gross.. but funny

GOOD ONE

Now that was funny! LMAO