When Danny Flynn had realized
He was at St. Peter's Gate
His first reaction was to ask
Am I now Dan the late?

St. Peter looked down from his perch
and said, "Dan, Can't let you in."
Then old man Flynn tried to recant
his mortal life of sin

" In second grade, I stuck that gum,"
"In Wendy Miller's hair."
"But Tommy Doyle's the one to blame!"
"I did it on his dare!"

"And on my fifteenth birthday,"
"When I diddled Sally Barr,"
"She was the one, Who dragged me in,"
"Her father's empty car!"

"There was that time, I stole that car,"
"with my buddies Doyle and Pickett."
"But Meagan Rourke was at the glen,"
"Where She promised we could Lick it."

"I must admit, The curse of drink,"
"Had pushed me from the narrow."
"When I stole the vicar's home made brew,"
"In Flannagin's wheel barrow."

"And all those late nights at the pub,"
"With poor Maureen at home."
"I swear it was ol' Satan's ale,"
"That caused my loins to roam."

St. Peter listened dutifully
as Flynn ran down his list
He shook his head and said to Flynn
"There's much that I have missed."

"I have no record here You see,"
"of sex or booze or theft."
"It seems my staff has dropped the ball."
"They've been terribly inept."

"It seems this changes everything."
"I'll have to send you south."
"It never would have come to this,"
"If you had shut your mouth."

"When I'd arrived, You said to me,"
"You couldn't let me in!"
"How could you tease a soul like that?"
implored poor Danny Flynn

"Now Danny boy," St. Peter said
"It wasn't you, You see."
"The reason I had held you back,"
"Was that I'd misplaced my key!"

OMG, that is greatb

Thanks txs,

another chuckle and smiles
funny and clever poem Glenn

Thanks venus,
I have my moments

Glenn, I hope you have thousands more of those moments

You're a doll.

Glenn, That was great

Thanks Mom. I'm flattered. I'll give you guys some more from time to
time.

Well then stop hiding this talent
and Post, Post, Post,,,

Yeah for sure we know we all need to laugh so bring them on

I'll try my best

Ahh I really enjoy the humorous side of poetry, awesome write Glenn!!

Love it. A great read.

Thanks guys. I'm distoibed.

It's St. Patty's Day so I figured I'd repost it.

That's a great one BigGlen
May you always have work for your hands to do,
May your pockets hold always a coin or two
My the sun shine bright on your windowpane
May the rainbow be certain to follow the rain
May the hand of a friend always be near you
And may God, fill your heart with gladness to cheer you!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!

I loved it. Write more.

Top of the morning to you Big Glenn!
Happy St. Patty's Day!

Its a good one Glen.



Happy ST PATTY'S DAY.