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Everyone knows you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
But here's a new one, made especially for one Victor Rodriguez of Bridgeport, Connecticut : You can't teach a pet snake any tricks at all, no matter how old it is. Idiot. You see, Rodriguez is the proud owner of a 9-foot python. One night, he was threatening his girlfriend with said reptile, and the police were called. That's when things got ... well ... stupid. Instead of running away or oh, I don't know, surrendering, Rodriguez stayed put and ordered his slithery sidekick to attack police. Sadly, Rodriguez did not pay attention in Biology. For one thing, snakes to not have ears. For another, it's a snake, for Pete's sake. Seriously. Police Lt. James Viadero said when the police entered the apartment, Rodriguez told the snake to "get them!" It didn't. Both Rodriguez and his snake were taken away -- Rodriguez to the can, the snake to animal control. |
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 some people shouldn't be allowed to procreate! 
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my snake goes after women when i tell him to
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Moral of the story: Never trust a snake.... And if they listen to anything you tell them you are in deep sh!t.... |
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Everyone knows you can't teach an old dog new tricks. But here's a new one, made especially for one Victor Rodriguez of Bridgeport, Connecticut : You can't teach a pet snake any tricks at all, no matter how old it is. Idiot. You see, Rodriguez is the proud owner of a 9-foot python. One night, he was threatening his girlfriend with said reptile, and the police were called. That's when things got ... well ... stupid. Instead of running away or oh, I don't know, surrendering, Rodriguez stayed put and ordered his slithery sidekick to attack police. Sadly, Rodriguez did not pay attention in Biology. For one thing, snakes to not have ears. For another, it's a snake, for Pete's sake. Seriously. Police Lt. James Viadero said when the police entered the apartment, Rodriguez told the snake to "get them!" It didn't. Both Rodriguez and his snake were taken away -- Rodriguez to the can, the snake to animal control. |
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Everyone knows you can't teach an old dog new tricks. But here's a new one, made especially for one Victor Rodriguez of Bridgeport, Connecticut : You can't teach a pet snake any tricks at all, no matter how old it is. Idiot. You see, Rodriguez is the proud owner of a 9-foot python. One night, he was threatening his girlfriend with said reptile, and the police were called. That's when things got ... well ... stupid. Instead of running away or oh, I don't know, surrendering, Rodriguez stayed put and ordered his slithery sidekick to attack police. Sadly, Rodriguez did not pay attention in Biology. For one thing, snakes to not have ears. For another, it's a snake, for Pete's sake. Seriously. Police Lt. James Viadero said when the police entered the apartment, Rodriguez told the snake to "get them!" It didn't. Both Rodriguez and his snake were taken away -- Rodriguez to the can, the snake to animal control. It is a true story, unfortunally. How stupid can one be? |
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I started turning my bathroom light on after seeing my floor move one night..... yep, my daughters 6 ft python!
My daughter and snake live elsewhere now... 
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Edited by
Rapunzel
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Mon 06/23/08 03:37 PM
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a lot of people are so stupid...
 they get eaten or severely wounded or strangled  by their  <<<<<< Pets >>>>>>>> oh, or when they are tired of their new little toy.... and it has outgrown its cage....  then they have a brilliant idea to go dump it in the everglades or swamps or sewers the last i read ... the python was at the top of the food chain in the everglades eating everything in sight totalling screwing up the ecosystem and rescue teams are pulling giant pythons  and other huge predators that are not indigenous to the area by the hundreds out of the everglades .... all be cause some irresponsible DUMB SH*T idiots just had to have a python  or anaconda or a boa constrictor |
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 just wanting more people to have awareness of this
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oh dear. And moi, just finished watching snakes on the plane. lol
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